Thing is Texas cops now know they need this kind of vehicle before they’ll feel safe approaching a single school sport shooter in an unlocked classroom, and you wouldn’t want them to feel unsafe, now would you?
Yep! And it worked incredibly well at the time. I remember Shamu and the Texas Tuxedos singing about it when I was a kid. I can still sing the song 35ish years later.
My little brother and sister went the first year with my aunt, uncle, and the cousins. I didn’t want to be around them because I hated them, they didn’t really like me much, and I was kind of a little shit.
Thing is Texas cops now know they need this kind of vehicle before they’ll feel safe approaching a single school sport shooter in an unlocked classroom, and you wouldn’t want them to feel unsafe, now would you?
Don’t mess with Texas. Seriously, they’re delicate and can’t handle being messed with.
How dare you! I’m going to fall apart now!!1!!ONE!
As a fellow Texan, I’d like to officially nominate this as our state’s national anthem.
#ONE!
Look, I know that in the rural communities here we don’t have the best book learnin’ but wouldn’t that make it a state anthem?
You’re obviously not drunk enough to appreciate the nation of Texas. Do we gotta go watch the Fiesta Texas laser show again??
You expect me to get to San Antonio in this condition?!? I’m barely going to get my Uber to take me over to the all night taqueria.
Do you know that phrase is from an anti-littering campaign?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Mess_with_Texas
And you’d think those big, tough Texans wouldn’t care for being told not to litter.
Yep! And it worked incredibly well at the time. I remember Shamu and the Texas Tuxedos singing about it when I was a kid. I can still sing the song 35ish years later.
Holy shit, I forgot about the Texas Tuxedos! But I totally remembered watching John Stamos perform with the Beach Boys at Sea World…
Also, my family went to Sea World San Antonio the year they opened and got deeds that made us part-owners of the ability to have fun.
My little brother and sister went the first year with my aunt, uncle, and the cousins. I didn’t want to be around them because I hated them, they didn’t really like me much, and I was kind of a little shit.
I’m not a part time owner of fun at all.
I was too young to remember going, but I was a shit, too. You’re not you, I’m you!
Goo goo ga ga, I’m a clone baby