• henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    5 months ago

    Player: why do I feel that the entire universe is turning against me? All I wanted to do was kill literally everyone.

    • Wrench@lemmy.world
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      My DM once gave me a cursed sword that required me to kill a humanoid daily.

      It then devolved into side bars where we had to negotiate taking a kingdom’s prisoners with us in the hold of a boat on our mission to save the queen or whatever. For murder sword food.

      Still one of my favorite campaigns. I do think he regretted giving me an excuse to derail his campaign to go murder-hoboing, though.

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      5 months ago

      I’m not going to beat them to death, just beat them until they have detached retinas, are deaf, and are crippled enough to be incapable of revenge.

      I’m not a barbarian, just a human fighter.