Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agoGlitch at New York Stock Exchange Throws Markets Into Chaosgizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down12cross-posted to: shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comcrumbgrabber@lemm.ee
arrow-up1173arrow-down1external-linkGlitch at New York Stock Exchange Throws Markets Into Chaosgizmodo.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comcrumbgrabber@lemm.ee
minus-squareTronn4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agoSell me all the frozen orange juice futures yall got!
minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoIronically, this would net them huge profit right now with the global shortage of orange juice happening.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 months agoIf only we could see more of what happened to them in Coming to America happen to other traders…
minus-squareSynAcker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoYeah, but they end up getting a bailout from a rich unknown benefactor.
Sell me all the frozen orange juice futures yall got!
Ironically, this would net them huge profit right now with the global shortage of orange juice happening.
If only we could see more of what happened to them in Coming to America happen to other traders…
Yeah, but they end up getting a bailout from a rich unknown benefactor.
classic