G’day, you mob of surfacers! Crikey, you lot look like you’ve been chucked in the deep end down here in the Underdark. What’re ya doin’ in our neck of the woods? You lot lost or just got kangaroos loose in the top paddock?
Fair dinkum, you better not be here to cause any strife. Us Drow don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ ‘round our turf. Ya reckon you can handle yourselves in a blue, or are ya just a bunch of drongos lookin’ for trouble?
Anyway, if you’re keen on stickin’ around, you better pull ya heads in and show some respect, or you’ll cark it quicker than a stubby on a hot day. Welcome to the Underdark, mates. Watch yer step, and keep yer eyes peeled. We ain’t got time for any flamin’ galahs muckin’ about!
Can someone make a drow Steve Irwin, please? Exploring the underdark in search of strange creatures and then wrestling them.
Wouldn’t drow Steve Irwin be legendary drow ranger Drizzt Do’urden (with his astral panther Guenhwyvar) before he went to the surface?
Esteemed
Australiandrow actress Margot Robbie, on the other hand…Steve Irwin doesn’t have enough scimitars, and Drizzt speaks too softly.
Perhaps we could bring out the drow bard Hyuu Jakum’ann?
That’s not Steve Irwin any more than Crocodile Dundee. It’s more like Freddy Kruger cosplaying as a ranger, at best.
For some reason, the AI keeps making the drow look like a lightly tanned guy. I didn’t put more than a couple minutes into it.
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Isn’t that Drizzt?
Yes! This! 🤩🙇🏽♂️
MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.
I have tried to have a session where Drows have Aussie accents. It was horrible. It was great. I’m sorry to all Aussies.
Nah I live in Australia and we also do bad Australian accents recreationally no shame
FYVE HANDRED DOLLARYDEWS?!
Whut’s tha good word, mates?
Yeah nah… Things are crook in Tullarook and there’s no work in Burke.
Its fun to make fun of your own accent. How else do you mock the stupid people you see every day?
Or the people that are from slightly different parts of the country from you?
OI TARVO YA FAKKIN CUHKED KANT, DOHNT TACH THE FAKKEN BLINKEES, WE’VE 'AHD THEES CHAT. WORPYA STROIT TU SHE KNOWS WHER THEY WEEL.
BUT MAYT, THEY AAHNT FAAKIN OFF.
TARV, DON’T BE A FAKKIN ETTIE DRONGO.
Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽
TAAARV! THAT’S A FAKKIN 'ER 'GRAYZIHS REHDBACK! FAKKER WIHL MAYKA SPIHT BLAD!
ME GIRL WANTS THA’ VENAHM, REENIE, SAYS “If ay sees that beech Zeberiel Cobirn, I’m invitin her around for a mushie and fakkin droppin 'er.” AND SHE’S COMIN ARAAN, SO I NEED A GOOD BREW TO DROP 'ER.
FAKS SAYK, GEHT YERSELF A FAKKIN’ NOOROOHOONEY, LIDDIHL BAGGAS LOOK LIKE BUTTON MUSHROOMS BUT THEY JUST FAKKIN LIHKWIFAI YA.
AW, MAYT, MAY SHE BLESS YA. YER A REEL ONE.
I played a Duergar named Ivnier West who had an Australian accent and referred to the underdark as “down undah”
The anagram isn’t as obvious as his prototype name: Eve Stirwin
Fair dinkum!
It took me until now to realize the hair on Saxton Hale’s chest is shaped like Australia.
Fair cop, who’s this Saxton cunt?
The Guy in the picture, he is a character from the media surrounding team fortress 2, . The comics are pretty fun if you want something to read on your lunch break
Cheers mate, might do so…
Haha I have no idea who the character is but I noticed the Australia chat hair immediately (but probably thanks to context).
Holy hell!
So does that mean regular elves have Kiwi accents?
Seldarine/surface-dwelling Drow are the Kiwis.
Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.
Ach so you miss the point daß people mishe Austria and Australia, and that Hitler was Spraching with an Austrian Akzent. Daß works even Beßer
Have you ever tried speaking one language at a time?
