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minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-26 months agoWhat about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoOh, idk. Probably something like Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Easy to remember.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoI got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoAlready sounds pretty safe to me :)
What about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?
What’s your safe word?
Oh, idk. Probably something like Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Easy to remember.
I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…
Already sounds pretty safe to me :)
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