- cross-posted to:
- memes
- cross-posted to:
- memes
We stand with you (unless you’re poor)
You don’t even have to be poor. You can afford every item in the store and they’ll still call the cops on you because you took a piss without buying something lol
depends if the boss or an extremely bootlicky worker is there that day, any time i worked somewhere with that policy nobody enforced it
I remember going to a sandwich shop with these signs and the worker wouldn’t let me use the bathroom if I purchased a bag of chips or bottle of water. Apparently that wasn’t being enough of a customer.
Gotta love the goal post shifting. So dumb.
Something something sitting down to pee. Theres gotta be something there.
WE WELCOME
ALL RACES*
-ALL RELIGIONS**
ALL COUNTRIES OF ORIGIN***
ALL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS****
ALL GENDERS*****
WE STAND WITH YOU****** YOU ARE SAFE******* HERE
*Unless you come from the inherently terroristic muslamic race or are an inscrutable oriental
**Except for scary Muslimism
***If you are from China (bad) or Russia (bad) you must swear undying fealty to 99% Hitler
****Unless you are anything that doesn’t fit into my strict straight/gay binary
*****See above
******Purchase required
*******Not a legal term, we will call the cops if you look too poor or ethnic