• lugal
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    7 months ago

    … but you’re far too lazy for it

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      7 months ago

      Yeah, like I’m not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I’m definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That’s basically a second job.

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        7 months ago

        im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

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      7 months ago

      Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.