No notes. It's perfect.

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

No notes. It's perfect.

stembolts@programming.dev · 6 months ago

Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 months ago

As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.

stembolts@programming.dev · edit-2 6 months ago

We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Explain?

samus12345@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.

stembolts@programming.dev · edit-2 6 months ago

Hey, I found an accomplice! Get em boys!

samus12345@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.

stembolts@programming.dev · 6 months ago

I lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.

androogee (they/she)@midwest.social · 6 months ago

Where were you smuggling the comma exactly?

(˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)

stembolts@programming.dev · 6 months ago

(pulls night stick from holster)

I got your explanation right here buddy.

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Classic Johnson.