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parrot mimics car crash noises, chuckles
this made me cackle out loud 👏
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, too.
The cops are no match for Mr. Bird.
“Muahaha! Everything went perfectly according to plan. Now feed me a nut my human servant familiar.”
YOU’RE NEXT
Another billionaire mysteriously drowned [whistles ominously]
another perfect crime
Now who has the harness?
GPS prank. All according to plan…
And yet it’s not enough to quench the thirst.
