Dirt is what is under your fingernails.
Rub some dirt on it, you’ll be fine
I soiled my pants. Does that count?
Can you soil my pants too??
All the cool kids soil each others pants.
Miles Davis? Is that you?
At the end of my geotech class the Prof put up a joke slide that said something along the lines of “now you should know the difference between soil and dirt”. We all looked at each other because no one knew. He didn’t teach us that. He was also a shitty Prof.
Too true. “Dirt” is a swear word in the ag world 🤣
It’s scientifically meaningless outside of “unwanted debris.”
Also in geotechnical engineering.
In all seriousness it was only a few weeks ago that I heard about a teacher in Bangladesh that did actually shoot one of his students in the leg. He apparently always brought a loaded gun into class with him in his bag.
Shot him in the knee, he’ll never walk normal again…sounds super reasonable
Wow. I thought maybe an accident but no…and he hasn’t been fired yet?? Insanity
I was watching Top Chef the other day and one of the contestants kept talking about the “chocolate soil” he was making as part of his dish. He must have repeated that phrase “chocolate soil” at least 10 times because he thought it was really clever I guess. All it did was remind me that any time someone uses the word “soil” in the context of food all I can think of is poop. Like a soiled diaper or something.
It ended up really grossing me out
I don’t know why they wouldn’t just call it something else…