jeffw@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoCease-fire agreed by Hamas is 'far from Israel's requirements,' Netanyahu says.www.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down18
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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94arrow-down7·edit-27 months ago“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.” -Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down2·7 months ago“It’s a shame that Hamas continues to hide behind the lives of Palestinian civilians. Now if they were all dead they couldn’t do that.” *Netanyahu taps forehead CNN looks puzzled and wonders what that means; they publish an article titled ’Why all the Palestinian suddenly decided to just die’.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoLet’s be real. He would only accept a ceasefire if the terms of the ceasefire is he can never go to jail for corruption.
“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”
-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.
“It’s a shame that Hamas continues to hide behind the lives of Palestinian civilians. Now if they were all dead they couldn’t do that.”
*Netanyahu taps forehead
CNN looks puzzled and wonders what that means; they publish an article titled ’Why all the Palestinian suddenly decided to just die’.
Let’s be real. He would only accept a ceasefire if the terms of the ceasefire is he can never go to jail for corruption.
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