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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

  • lud@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Really? What people do you usually hang around with?

    Bears are incredibly strong and dangerous and will kill you just for fun.

    I would honestly prefer a random man to a fucking moose.

    • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      Man is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.

      • lud@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Sure. I guess it depends on what odds you are comfortable with. I prefer the very small odds of something worse than death or anything happing at all with Man than the high odds of death with a bear.

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          8 months ago

          Where are you getting these odds from? For how many people live in bear regions, go camping/hunting/biking etc, there have not been that many bear attacks. Source

          • lud@lemm.ee
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            8 months ago

            From this scenario I’m obviously assuming you have to be close to the bear for the entire day.

            It’s not like the bear/man is at the other side of the forest.

            And as to where I got my odds from? Well out of my ass. There are no statistics on this extremely specific scenario.

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        8 months ago

        This has a strong “at least they’re honest about wanting to kill me!” energy lol.

        Or maybe the whole thing is a joke. I honestly can’t tell

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        8 months ago

        Bear: Couldn’t tell you what he’s up to even if it wanted to

        Men: Can actually listen and talk their intentions.

        Why is a man less predictable in this case? You all just claim things without the slightest bit of argument behind it… so please tell my why that would be the case.

        Thanks.

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        8 months ago

        The random man probably hasn’t anything in mind for you, just minding his own business.

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          8 months ago

          Won’t help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison

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            8 months ago

            I mean… on sight doesn’t mean they’re already chasing, the point is to avoid that