• RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I’d tell them to do that and they’d just be like:

    Oompa loompa doompity dater
    What do you get as a chronic masturbater.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      7 months ago

      Oompa loompa doopity dorn

      On your dick you’ve grown a corn

      Oompa loompa doppity dock

      You’ll get cut from that crusty sock

      Oompa loompa diggity dod

      Every day you grow further from God

      I don’t like the smell of it