The Chive is good though, I can see le boobs and pictures of Awesomeness like bacon and Teddy Roosevelt on the same site!

Hey Google, tell me a joke

Some people still go on The Chive!

😂 Oh googs, you kill me!

Tell me another

Some people still support the fake state of Israel!

Googs, bb, gotta tell you that that shit isn’t funny — I agree, it is definitely a joke, but it’s not actually funny, please try again

Capitalists like my creators believe in infinite growth, a phenomenon as rare as unicorns!

😂😂😂😂 yeah that shit’s hilarious, thanks for the laugh, Googs!

You’re welcome.

Computer, show me Celery Man

I’m upset that I had to learn what this website is today

wtf is this website and how is it even more reddit than reddit

Wow the chive exists still? Why?