UNDERSTOOD NOW LOGGING ON TO THECHIVE.COM

monke-beepboop “ACK!!!”

  • Hey Google, tell me a joke

    Some people still go on The Chive!

    😂 Oh googs, you kill me!

    Tell me another

    Some people still support the fake state of Israel!

    Googs, bb, gotta tell you that that shit isn’t funny — I agree, it is definitely a joke, but it’s not actually funny, please try again

    Capitalists like my creators believe in infinite growth, a phenomenon as rare as unicorns!

    😂😂😂😂 yeah that shit’s hilarious, thanks for the laugh, Googs!

    You’re welcome.