• TheCatfishEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      You say you think you’re James too, would you like a little bit of me in you? 😏

      • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
        3·
        2 years ago

        OHHHH I was wondering if that’s what you wanted to say, and if I should say smth. like this. But yeees I would love a little bit of you in me. 😏

        Where and when? 🥺

          • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
            2·
            2 years ago

            Sure thing, here is my address sweetheart 127.0.0.1!

            I’ll be waiting for youuuu 😘 <3333

            god dammit now I really wanna do smth like this 😭

            • TheCatfishEnglish
              2·
              2 years ago

              Ooh love to get a home address!

              Gosh, right. Not slut shaming anyone, but I could be more of a slut

              • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
                2·
                2 years ago

                Well the address works on my maschine though. (do you get the joke?)

                I also could be more of a slut, but… I am a huge slut regardless hehe xD

                  • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
                    2·
                    2 years ago

                    I can give you an ssh access to a separate user if you want hehe

                    cute_catfish@127.0.0.1
password: you_be_cute

                    That’s why I don’t get any hookups (actually that is not true but we pretend it is)