• TheCatfishEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    You say you think you’re James too, would you like a little bit of me in you? 😏

    • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      OHHHH I was wondering if that’s what you wanted to say, and if I should say smth. like this. But yeees I would love a little bit of you in me. 😏

      Where and when? 🥺

        • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          2·
          1 year ago

          Sure thing, here is my address sweetheart 127.0.0.1!

          I’ll be waiting for youuuu 😘 <3333

          god dammit now I really wanna do smth like this 😭

          • TheCatfishEnglish
            2·
            1 year ago

            Ooh love to get a home address!

            Gosh, right. Not slut shaming anyone, but I could be more of a slut

            • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
              2·
              1 year ago

              Well the address works on my maschine though. (do you get the joke?)

              I also could be more of a slut, but… I am a huge slut regardless hehe xD

                • Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
                  2·
                  1 year ago

                  I can give you an ssh access to a separate user if you want hehe

                  cute_catfish@127.0.0.1
password: you_be_cute

                  That’s why I don’t get any hookups (actually that is not true but we pretend it is)