- cross-posted to:
- news@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- news@hexbear.net
The House Freedom Caucus has reportedly deployed its Floor Action Response Team (FART), triggering a wave of jokes and memes online.
Best line:
“Actually, that’s not complete reporting, Olivia. I have a source that tells me it’s the Wrong Every Time Floor Action Response Team – WETFART. The #WETFART team is a loud and slippery crew. Beware.”
I prefer the Senate/House Action Response Team.
Never trust a FART.
“Quick! The Democrats are about to pass student loan relief! DEPLOY THE FART AND CLEAR THE CHAMBER!”
Matt Gaetz is probably one of the chief FART pushers. And I bet MTG is one of the leaders of it’s companion group, Conservatives United:
Next TuesdayNational TrustGive Marge some credit, she probably plays a mean ass-tuba as well. It’s hard to tell though, they all just point the finger at one another as soon as anyone hears one squeak out.
I hear she only eats red meat so I’m sure she makes everyone’s eyes water.
Almost makes me feel bad for her colleagues. Almost.
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That’s why she’s known as “Empty Gee”
This is the Canadian Reform Alliance Party all over again…
Or the Steven Harper International Terminal
They should be careful, they might try to mobilize the FART but instead get the Special House Action Response Team.
I bet a bunch of them are Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobes too.
Well, my days of not taking you seriously sure have come to a middle.
I preferred Father’s Against Rude Television. They are the original FARTers. This new fangled group are nothing but posers.
I understood that reference 😂
I guess they got the attention they wanted.
Never trust a FART
These guys were so upset they FARTed?
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Based on the downvotes, half the people didn’t read your username.
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Folks don’t read usernames every time, so the use of the /s is unfortunately still required.
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I see that. Not sure you help your “plight” by insulting those who miss it, lol. But NBD, it’s just a comment.
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