I watched some of this press conference. I didn’t see Trump as completely out of it. But he did seem tired. He said the same exact shit but with no energy or conviction.

Trump is committing the cardinal sin of television coverage. He’s boring.

Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

Exactly. If he had real trouble with the name, the misspelling would vary. It’s just standard racism.

Trump is really worried about losing the incel vote now that he found out that even the incels hate JD Vance. Vance may be one of them in spirit, but they smell wannabe Nazi all over him.

Trump needs to reinforce his Nazi bona fides. That’s way more important than campaigning in swing states, and Trump is very smart. The smartest!

And he didn’t just protect one kid. The football coach, the manliest man in the entire school, was the faculty sponsor for the Gay Straight Alliance club that welcomed everyone. In the 1990s.

I watched a little to see if he was dropping Vance, but it was too low energy to stay interested. Sad!

Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

Former CIA officer and U.S. Treasury special agent John Cassara spent much of his 26-year career investigating transnational money laundering. He said there is a self-defeating logic to the DEA targeting the drugs and the people that supply them rather than the financial networks.

”It’s easier to go after the product and it’s easier to go after the people than to go after the money,” said Cassara, who retired in 2006. “But that’s a huge mistake.”

Forget the money that fuels the drug trade and funds Chinese espionage. We have street-level dealers to put in jail for decades.

Testimony from an insider co-defendant is a game changer. I doubt we’re lucky enough that Trump personally led the effort, but I wonder about Rudy’s involvement. Who knows what others?

A new front of criminal liability just opened up. Maybe it’s time to reconsider loyalty versus personal freedom.

The first dick pic President so far.

And never forget that Occupy ended in violence. A coordinated strike on all remaining major camps in the dead of night.

I think I dated one of those in college. So much fun, but so very toxic. It’s like a siren’s song. Alluring and exciting right up until you crash into the rocks.

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

Interesting fact, but I’m not sure Biden qualifies as a dynastic candidate. But who knows? Maybe Hunter Biden runs in 8 years.

Trump’s “regurgitated” complaints about Loren Merchan’s work with Harris have already failed twice, including at the appellate level, and amount to little more than “overheated, hyperbolic rhetoric,” prosecutors added.

At some point, you have to quit filing the same garbage motion over and over again with slightly different details.

Get it to the floor and make them all vote on the record. That vote will haunt them in the post-Trump era. May even help shoot down some rising stars down the line.

Stable genius: “Vladimir Putin is a great friend of mine. We’ve been dealing with each other for several years. All you have to do to get a favor from Putin is agree to do 10 favors for him then suck his dick. That’s how business is done is Moscow, and I’m a businessman. The best many say.”

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

Clearly, the VP of an 80-year-old presidential candidate isn’t a position that might come with some authority down the road. The Oval Office couches are perfectly safe.