The rain
I’m rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.
You mean simultaneous commotio cordis from them punching each other in the chest at the same time? At best the survival rate is 50/50, but the emergency responders are divided between both of them, resulting in subpar medical care and the death of both men. Then all the involved estates and corporations battle it out in the longest ever legal cage match for world domination? I definitely haven’t been thinking about this for an obscene amount of time.
Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.
I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.
The cage
Is it gonna be a knife fight?
If it was for me, I’d give them chainsaws
Only if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie
The Grim Reaper. I’m hoping the Grim Reaper wins.
Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring
I really really hate Zuckerberg but I’d root for him anyway.
I think Zuck’s got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.
both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?
Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.
Robo Zucky most def wins.
I’m rooting for a private jet piloted by Jeff Bezos, with Bobby Kotick, and Charles Koch as passengers, crashes directly into the venue, killing only the planes occupants and these two worthless chucklefucks
Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.
“They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots.”
Whoever wins we all lose
