• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
    6·
    7 months ago

    I don’t usually lick the ice buildup off the back of the fridge

    Me neither. That’s a “sometimes treat”, to quote Cookie Monster betraying everything he ever believed in and indeed was.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      7 months ago

      Now now, most of us can’t just scarf down cookies and then run around like crazy like we could when we were young. Cut old Cookie some slack, his metabolism isn’t what it used to be.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
        3·
        7 months ago

        While you have MOST of a point, I’m 99% sure that him having any sort of metabolism isn’t canon, let alone one that’s changed with age 😄