“I’m sorry sir, I thought this PS4 was bananas”.

Grocery shopping ROI is a skill issue, amirite?

I don’t shoplift mainly because I avoid shops but I’ve never seen anyone shoplift food and neither have you.

Hard to tell, but this looks like a lot of really out of season and/or tropical fruits that were likely shipped (or even flown) half-way around the world. I am honestly fine with that being very expensive.

(Yes, I know that that wasn’t the point).

I’m not American, surely this is a joke or I’m missing something?

At least the bananas are not wrapped in plastic as well …