• ProcurementCat@feddit.de
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      2 years ago

      We do? Damn, I had the wrong impression of us the whole time! Where do I have to report for my weekly group sex?

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        Just hit up your local group sex club with your credentials and off you go! You should find them listed on your local street lamps and other electrical boxes, or if you’re inclined for the fancier varieties you can become a member at your local golf and/or gentlemen’s clubs, but obviously the costs there are different, and while you’d think you’d get fewer diseases that’s surprisingly not the case!