Apology for poor english
When were you when oj dies?
I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat
“Oj is dead”
“Oh”
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I am masturbating to phone porn
Friend text me “OJ is dead”
I climax to the news of OJ’s death
Am sorry OJ was accident
Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral
It is because I already did
A butterfly can start a thunderstorm.
I was at the job
Coworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone
Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn’t say Thank You.
Désolé pour mauvais français.
J’étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.
Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.
Je m’en fou.
Dr appointment lol
