The sunniest place with the palest people.
The hole in the ozone layer.
His dick is hard like a steeple
He can’t wait to lay 'er.
European descendants living in a very sunny place. Yep, checks out
It’s Australia. Everything tries to kill you.
A culture of glorifying tans, mixed with needing a reason to show off your southern cross tattoo, beautiful weather and free public BBQs at parks and beaches.
Remember to slip, slop, slap
Yea the sun is absolutely fucked over here
That and we have a culture of “eh fuck it I’ll deal with it later”
And also a majority of our population are pale as introverted vampires
Glad I never touched that grass
I thought this was because ozone depletion in the general area? When I lived their I got burnt in around 5 minutes. When I lived in Thailand the next summer, it took 15. Anecdotal, yes, but it but my lily white skin can feel itself sizzle pretty accurately imo.
