I hate fighting zombie cannibals for cans of beans.
Why wouldn’t we all have a huge party
all the christians are gone?
All of them gone, absolutely no way lmao
You gotta be ‘good’ to get raptured
God taking his toys and going home.
Remind the Christians in your lives that the only way to get raptured is by dying during the eclipse.
Is the rapture supposed to happen tomorrow?
smoke weed
There are people who don’t like the shadow. But I’ve made a great deal… Folks, we’re taking the eclipse shadow and making it 200x bigger!
The day the rapture came, a forgettable event
The clouds, they opened up and not a single person went
To the chromatic whistle of a carousel calliope
Stomp the citizens of our clown idiot dingbat societyI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Thanks, bot. Changed to yewtu.be link
