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Have you found the scientific method.
I think so, but let’s test it just to be sure.
Certainty I can’t help you with, but statistical confidence let’s go.
Good observation - I’ll include that in my notes and come back later with a finer-tuned hypothesis!
No thanks I follow the jeebus.
If I ever win a lottery I’m legit going to pay someone to do this.
Man you don’t need to win the lottery. I’ll do it for a moderate fee.
Great! But I need to win the lottery in order to be able to pay your moderate fee.
Thats why this would never happen. The religious people do it for free or they even pay their organisation.
Depends, how moderate we talking?
Tree fiddy
Also an option
Wouldnt happen. Scientists are too in love with the possibility they are wrong. Little room for evangelism
Only because they often are… which is what makes science so great. If everything was thought to be correct, what good would testing and new discovery be? The fact that scientists have historically been wrong drives scientists to prove other scientists wrong.
The scientific method:
- Make a guess
- Prove yourself wrong, or get someone else to do it
- Repeat
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They call it “true love,” if I’m not mistaken.
“Is life on Venus coming to kill us?”
“Oh, no, these are microorganis-”
Shuts door
I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:
- offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
- tell them to pay their fucking taxes
Now if science folk came knockin that would be great over a roasted bowl as well
What’s a roasted bowl?
Smoke marijuana in a bong or pipe
The bowl being the part of the bong or pipe that holds the marijuana
Ah… Thanks for the info, kind stranger
It’s Saturday morning where I am so I imagine a lot of us are “roasting bowls” lol.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/1999/aug/24/spaceexploration
“I [Carl Sagan] can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,” wrote the former Cornell University professor. “I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.”
Yes. Yes I would, come in, come in!
Yeah, uhh, come in, how’d you know I was a space nerd? Would you also like to scope out my house to rob it later? That’s fine too, as long as you tell me about this cool space fact.
Instructions unclear, we now have door to door scientologists instead
Pretty sure I’m allowed to shoot those in this state.
I’d have so many questions. In a good way. They wouldn’t have time to visit anyone else that day.
This idea made my pp hard
i wonder what has happened that enabled or hindered science to not become evangelical
What do you think it would it look like if it did?
Have you heard of dark energy and matter?
No what is it?
Well, we really don’t know but it’s there. Trust us.
Sounds made up like some guy coming back to life. Fuck off.
“Trust us” lol nobody says that. It’s more like “This is our greatest hypothesis to fit the data. If you come up with something better we’d love to hear it”
Didn’t Pythagoras have a cult or some shit?
Also, I would say a lot of modern medicine, since the discovery of germ theory, has included a sizeable portion of evangelism. How do you think they got people to start washing their hands or taking antibiotics?
I would do that… but a bit of linux evangelism would slip in as well 😹
It remember me an old story
Is there any possibility of life in the atmosphere venus?
