I want to try this out, but I need to know if the source plastics were created from organically farmed dinosaur oil.
I think McCormick has a big Baltimore plant.
They probably fish these micro plastics from the bay, fresh wildcaught microplastics to season your crabby patties with.
My favorite seasoning
I like to fry it up on my nonstick Teflon pan for that extra zest.
Make sure you get it rippin’ hot first. Those toxic fumes aren’t going to release themselves.
You’re right!
We get them for free though, what a bad move from McCormick.
But these are fresh, wildcaught micrplastics from the Chesapeake Bay.
Not like those nasty micrplastics that are sourced locally.
McCormick is being too greedy here, charging us for something that we get for free in everything we eat.
Tastes just like fish…
