Hello all,
We’re sharing the exciting news that Lemmy.zip has taken steps towards being a publicly traded company. Yes, it’s happening.
And because YOU helped make Lemmy.zip what it is today, you now have the opportunity to make us filthy rich (as we mine and sell our user’s personal details to AI models) by buying an ownership stake in Lemmy.zip.
We’re now opening our pre-registration website for all users who are interested in purchasing shares under our Registered Equity Distribution Direct Investment Track (“REDDIT”) or for some lucky long time users, our Special User Collective Keynote Scheme (“SUCKS”).
You can find the eligibility criteria for both the REDDIT and SUCKS scheme on our dedicated site, ipo.lemmy.zip
And because we’re all about transparency (wink, wink!) we have also created a short video describing in intricate detail how these schemes will work, how the exploitation of the content our users upload will help to make you and us rich, and where you can buy your first private jet with the dividends. Just click here for more details.
To celebrate this occasion, we’re working with AI artists to produce exclusive NFTs for IPO supporters and we will be releasing details on this as the IPO progresses.
If you have any questions, please keep them to yourself.
Give us your money,
The Lemmy.zip Admin Team.
To the moon 🚀 💎
💎🙌
The fact the Demigodrick’s compensation package is larger than the total annual loss of lemmy.zip shows his commitment to this company, which obviously represents growth opportunities unlike those stale revenue-generating enterprises
He made the magnitude of a negative number bigger, and bigger is always better, right?
It is. We just now need them to quit twice and since two negatives cancel each other, we’ll be filthy rich
I’m excited for this opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a company with a dedicated growth mindset. I have complete faith in the admin team and surely won’t be shorting the stock immediately.
Based admin.
“AI artists”. Burn, lol.
Need some LemmyCoin too. Go all the way.
Getting myself ready to buy some Lemmy.zip 0 DTE calls. It’s guh-na be great!
I’ve already put down a massive deposit on a yacht so in all honesty we’ll take anything.
Youre a day early!
Depends on your time zone
April Fools!!
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I’ll see myself out.
No, you’re a day late.
What a great idea! I would love to buy
RedditLemmy sharesI’m sure you think this is cute and all, but it’s really annoying. Every tech site thinks it’s cute and quirky publishing some fake press release on April 1st. All it amounts to is a bunch of spam. You didn’t “gotcha” anyone, you just added to the noise we have to ignore for 2 days(it’s 6pm on March 31st here, so not even April Fools yet).
Can we just stop already? Or come up with something better than “we’re gonna do something terrible… Psych!”
I take it you’re not going to invest then? One extra NFT for me!
Nah, I’m just gonna block this instance/you from my feed now. If this is the kind of content you’re sending to my front page, I don’t need any more. Thanks for the heads up 👍
Oh no
Anyway
Oh God, what will lemmy.zip do without @fishos@lemmy.world?
This will be remembered throughout the history of the fediverse. A fateful moment indeed.
Now the whole IPO is going to tank. I hope they are all happy with themselves.
We are doomed i tell you DOOMED
Chill man. This is April fool’s day post. It’s sarcasm.
No no noooooo don’t block pwease .
Is that what you were expecting ? Well tough shit
Have you blocked it yet?
LOLLLL Perfect.
