We’re sharing the exciting news that Lemmy.zip has taken steps towards being a publicly traded company. Yes, it’s happening.
And because YOU helped make Lemmy.zip what it is today, you now have the opportunity to make us filthy rich (as we mine and sell our user’s personal details to AI models) by buying an ownership stake in Lemmy.zip.
We’re now opening our pre-registration website for all users who are interested in purchasing shares under our Registered Equity Distribution Direct Investment Track (“REDDIT”) or for some lucky long time users, our Special User Collective Keynote Scheme (“SUCKS”).
You can find the eligibility criteria for both the REDDIT and SUCKS scheme on our dedicated site, ipo.lemmy.zip
And because we’re all about transparency (wink, wink!) we have also created a short video describing in intricate detail how these schemes will work, how the exploitation of the content our users upload will help to make you and us rich, and where you can buy your first private jet with the dividends. Just click here for more details.
To celebrate this occasion, we’re working with AI artists to produce exclusive NFTs for IPO supporters and we will be releasing details on this as the IPO progresses.
If you have any questions, please keep them to yourself.
He made the magnitude of a negative number bigger, and bigger is always better, right?
It is. We just now need them to quit twice and since two negatives cancel each other, we’ll be filthy rich