“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Shutup baby, i know it
Do a flip!
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
Me, Bender.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Screw you! I’ll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!
Daffodils.
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR