Now listen here kid, there’s about as many proletariat in the imperial core as there are virgins in a cat house!
The labor aristocrats of the first world will scarf up treats like a kid in a candy shop after close, and they’ll step over a stiff in a shallow grave to do it!
Your goose will be cooked, served and eaten like it’s Easter Dinner if you bet your boots on first world revolution sonny!
Listen here chap! I don’t know what kinda cow and pony show you’re running, but that ain’t no kind of old-timey talk I know see!
The lying mainstream media wants you to believe I can’t talk like an old-timey newspaper guy, but folks? They don’t want me to tell you this - they told me not to say it - but I’m actually the best at talking like an old-timey newspaper guy. No one has ever talked as good as me!