Tea is the drink of bougie English lords and ladies. They drink it during supper at their lawn watching their children play croquet while their man-servant fans them.
Imagine thinking tea is English instead of Chinese. Couldn’t be me. Tea is the drink of the Chinese peasant who killed all the landlords in their village.
How dare you. Tea is far superior.
As the most widely consumed drink in the world, it is clearly the beverage of the global proletariat.
Tea is the drink of bougie English lords and ladies. They drink it during supper at their lawn watching their children play croquet while their man-servant fans them.
Imagine thinking tea is English instead of Chinese. Couldn’t be me. Tea is the drink of the Chinese peasant who killed all the landlords in their village.