• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Please, I call upon our big wet boy to please take a dive in the 2024 elections just because whatever your staff will come up with will be funny.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      8 months ago

      If he takes a dive - this could be one of the emails.

      Dear Patriots, it is your sacred duty to help OUR HERO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP to overcome his current minor obstacles…

      Lower down after the warnings and “THE IMPORTNT DONATONS BUTTONS” there’s a list.

      Things that could happen

      - Michelle Obama comes to your house in a leather teddy and spanks you 107 times with a riding crop.