SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agoIt's so fucking funny how the right are literal NPCs with a culture war chip in their head that can be swapped out like a ps1 memory card for the next culture war point.message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareIt's so fucking funny how the right are literal NPCs with a culture war chip in their head that can be swapped out like a ps1 memory card for the next culture war point.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·8 months agoThe bridge collapsed because the shipping company was woke (they didn’t have big boobs on the ship)
minus-squarejayWLlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·8 months agoboobs have high buoyancy so the ship would float better, wokeness destroyed
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-28 months agoA picture of some big ole boobs in the rear view mirror of the ship before the collision would have made the captain of the ship hit the brakes faster, avoiding disaster. Liberals will deny this.
minus-squareSpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 months agoThis is the true reason ships always had mermaids and shit on the front. I forget the term for those decorated poles.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figurehead_(object)
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agohow big of boobs would it have taken to cushion the impact to a safe level?
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoVery large ones
The bridge collapsed because the shipping company was woke (they didn’t have big boobs on the ship)
boobs have high buoyancy so the ship would float better, wokeness destroyed
A picture of some big ole boobs in the rear view mirror of the ship before the collision would have made the captain of the ship hit the brakes faster, avoiding disaster.
Liberals will deny this.
This is the true reason ships always had mermaids and shit on the front. I forget the term for those decorated poles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figurehead_(object)
how big of boobs would it have taken to cushion the impact to a safe level?
Very large ones