He could do all of these things and still win:
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Stop doing a genocide
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Stop being a racist on immigration
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Forgive all student loan debt
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Actually fight for labor rather than strikebreak
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Send out the 600 bucks he still owes everyone
This post was sponsored by Russian Disinformation. Because apparently “just looking at actual reality” is something only Russians can do
Nuh uh! Here’s how he can truly win:
This is the actual Democratic party line
That’s ridiculous, what he needs to do is:
Lift Vice President Harris into the air
While still in the air, VP Harris lifts Joe Biden
Fly
This is the DSA line
ah yes, bidenism with troll-physics tendencies
now we just need Kamala Harris to announce a cat-gravity-fed-rotational-axis-turbine energy farm
How dare you.
problem?