As I said here:

"I have the worst phone.

Seriously, Pluto needs to give its citizens better phones and start feeding its people!

Why don’t the people just overthrow the government of Pluto already?

Welp, gotta slap more sanctions on Pluto. That’ll teach 'em!"

I asked and one person answered with a U.S. military invasion.

But tell me, comrades…

How would you specifically topple the government of Pluto and “free” the people of Pluto from the evil dictator (also apparently named Pluto)?

This is a matter of foreign policy importance!

As JFK said:

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do to Pluto to fuck up that place.”

(This was before he got CIA’d, of course.)

That’s right:

Hexbear is now Radio Free Pluto, y’all.