A United Airlines flight that took off from San Francisco International Airport Friday morning landed in Oregon with a missing external panel, according to officials.
United says the missing panel wasn’t discovered until the plane landed safely in Medford and that pilots had no idea during the flight that something had happened.
Boeing has threatened to shoot the person who finds the panel.
I mean, send condolences to their family.
Awkward moment the condolences arrive before the shooter
More awkward, they arrive at the same time. Fucking daylight savings time.
Just pass it off as a glitch in the matrix
Just have to assassin apologize while they’re shooting them, it saves time and money.
j/k. they don’t give a shit about the family.