dirt owl u have to stop. u smoke too tough. ur swag too different. ur removed is too bad. they’ll kill u
What a silly fucking hat. Americans are deeply unserious people.
Unserious hats are the best kind though
Only when you are true to the hat and acknowledge it as unserious. But as soon you try to be all serious like “look at me, I’m a tough American cop, I’ll shoot you if you sneeze”, with that hat? I’m going to disregard everything about you.
You either go full silly, or end up an idiot.
Owl looks thrilled
The pig keeps making jokes about Harry Potter. I hate this so much. Looking for an opening to scratch her eyes out.
Peck their goddman eyes out
When Fallout New Vegas came out, there was(still is) a mod to make the ranger hats sit lower, “more properly” on NCR heads. Little did the silly modders know, american hats are actually just that fuckin stupid
If you’re an owl, it is legal to kill a cop. Birds are not bound by human law
Were you speeding?
time to bite the cyanide capsule in your too…
ah shit you dont have a tooth.
…that’s an Idaho state trooper though?
What were you doing in Idaho?
