To whom it will concern
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
Oh that’s good. I’m gonna have to use that one.
Stupid. They will dig it out in court. Only personal and in private.
“I’m going to teach you that having kneecaps is a privilege, not a human right”.
Tom Nook? Is that you?
I will moisten your socks
Take it easy there, Satan.
You’re a mean bastard. Hehe
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” dials this to 11. Even a summary is extremely unsettling.
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
and drop it in the Mariana Trench.
The Old Guard 2 is coming out this year, by the way.
wasn’t familiar with either movie or the series, looks interesting. might seek out the graphic novels first.
Baccano spoilers! (Well, ocean, not the trench).
Enjoy your next 24 hours
General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening
I’ll clog your toilet
I’m going to show your toilet #3.
I will upper decker your favorite toilet
“I will stare into your eyes even after you blink”.
I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.
Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.
Just my head
“I want to collect your shadow”
It’s from the band Craft’s song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.
Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.
I’ll hit you until I pass out
There’s a repeated line in “Once Upon A Time” that is supposed to be romantic, but taken from another point of view is very unsettling.
“I will find you. I will always find you”
When asked what their biggest fear is most people say stuff like “spiders” and “heights”… And I’m always like “why is never anyone thinking about being tortured to death?” is there something worse? I doubt it
Being tortured almost to death is worse, because, once you recover, they can do it all over again
Being tortured to death and brought back multiple times then set free. No amount of therapy will guide you out of the woods after that.
Uday gonna getcha
Where I’m from, there’s the expression “you’d look good in a binbag”, which is supposed to mean that you’d even look good wearing a binbag, but I’ve always thought it sounds like someone wants to chop you up and throw you in the bin.
I will salt your papercuts.
I will grate your cheese.
I shall end your bloodline, with a spoon.
I will grate your cheese.
I mean I’m making quesadillas so that’d be great… er, very nice of you.
the spoon thing tho that’s pretty good
“… Why a spoon, cousin?”
