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minus-squareElrundir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThis is exactly why I want to be cremated.
minus-squareJadedIdealist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoLight a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Prachett.
minus-squareJackOfAllTraits@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI hate how technicly correct this is…
minus-squareElrundir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’ve thought of that, but hey, if I’m unconscious enough that you think I’m dead, I probably won’t mind the burning either, and at least I won’t be waking up.
Ah yes, my deepest fear…
This is exactly why I want to be cremated.
Ah yes - burned alive
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Prachett.
I hate how technicly correct this is…
I’ve thought of that, but hey, if I’m unconscious enough that you think I’m dead, I probably won’t mind the burning either, and at least I won’t be waking up.
Fair point!
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