Now she is in intensive care in the same hospital where doctors declared her death.
Doesn’t sound reassuring.
Imagine if she gets declared dead in the same hospital twice
Yeah…I think if request somewhere else if at all possible…
“I’m not dead!”
“I’m sure she will be soon, she’s very ill.”I’m guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I’d prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin…
Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?
I’m just going to get a tv installed in mine
I had thought that with Reddit going away, this week I will do some work for once. But after reading your post, I feel I should watch a bit of Monty Python and The Holy Grail again. This is a sign of Lemmy’s success!
TIL safety coffins existed. Makes sense to me.
It would be even stranger if she was found breathing in a coffin at someone else’s funeral.
Ah yes, my deepest fear…
This is exactly why I want to be cremated.
Ah yes - burned alive
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.Terry Prachett.
I hate how technicly correct this is…
I’ve thought of that, but hey, if I’m unconscious enough that you think I’m dead, I probably won’t mind the burning either, and at least I won’t be waking up.
Fair point!
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Aren’t bodies usually embalmed before funerals? In this case it’s a good thing she wasn’t, but usually it helps avoid the whole being buried alive problem.
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In some parts of the world embalming is rare, either because of the cost or cultural taboos against it.
Well that sounds like a shitty experience for sure
For those who skip reading articles: This happened in Babahoyo, Ecuador. The woman was declared dead and immediately placed into a casket. The family arrives hours later to dress her in funeral attire and find her breathing.
…that’s going to insure i have fresh new nightmare fuel for a while. My god.
Nightmare fuel!
Do they not embalm bodies?
Great! That’s a sentence I never wanna read ever again
