The Mormons are not ok.
In North Korea you have to work during your wedding ceremony
Unfortunately this one came from a fascist Facebook page called “I,Hypocrite”
She looks just as embarrassed and disappointed as I would.
bride: “i’ve made a huge mistake.”
Imagine spending your entire young life being told that this is the perfect ideal TradWife CottageCore RETVRN moment and you’re going to repopulate the White Race with this guy on your arm. And then this is what’s waiting for you at the altar.
Abolish Modernity! Rise up, trophy wives of Salt Lake! Reject your nerd overlords, throw down your false idols, seize destiny by its stupid mobile online battery cord, and find liberation!
Rise up, trophy wives of Salt Lake!
Salt Pan soon
This image is too on-the-nose for cyberpunk. 👀
Nah, it’s not dystopian enough. Just sad
That suit looks shrunk in the wash. Also button up your jacket! Too much gel! Maybe trim the ends? Just a little effort for a wedding? Lol
And those shoes just do not look appropriate.
Maybe to look nice at a dive bar, but to pair with a suit at your wedding?
I noticed the shoes too. And maybe I’m old fashioned but his tie seems a couple inches too short too.
Yeah, I agree. He just didn’t put effort into it at all.
She’s probably not bright considering she’s chosen this dude to marry but at least she put in an effort for the day and looks really beautiful. Doomed.
Also, those look like ski goggles to me. But I neither ski nor VR, so I don’t know.
those look like ski goggles to me
It’s Apple’s new toy, the vision pro VR headset
I’m also really annoyed by the fact that she lined herself up with the edge of the walkway, whereas he lined himself up with the individual tiles of the walkway, so they are 45 degrees misaligned. This is far from the worst thing about this, but it sure bothers me.
“Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?”
Maybe the color is supposed to make it look more “nordic” or something?
