• Nobody@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Tucker: “Could you please say nice things about Trump to fire up his base?”

    Putin: “Genghis Khan happened, then in 998 Tsar Some Guy was baptized, then we had a war with Poland centuries later…

    I don’t care about personal relationships with American presidents. I make decisions based on my totally not insane view of history and fervent belief that some letters written in the year 1000 are very relevant today. I liked Bush Jr. and Trump because they make me laugh, but I’m going to make batshit crazy decisions regardless.”

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    9 months ago

    Why does he always look like a villian from an 80s comedy?

    As opposed to, you know, one from real life?

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      9 months ago

      Giving him too much credit. He looks like one of the background characters in Biff Tannen’s crew. Just a guy that’s in the background laughing when Biff is bullying people.

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    Send him to Siberia - in the summer. I want to see how many mosquitoes that slack mouth of his can catch.

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    10 months ago

    Instead of a shapka on him, there’s should be one of those really goofy Soviet officer hats that are way oversized for any normal person’s head.

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      9 months ago

      You’re probably thinking of a ushenka but the soviet’s would have hated Tucker lmao, don’t do them like that