• tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      I mean, there’s a solution. Feel free to help us all out. I’ll donate to your go fund me defense fund.

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        9 months ago

        I hear you, but I’m just not sure how spitting into his McDonald’s hamberders keeps him from becoming President.

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          9 months ago

          He might get some of your healthy bacteria that could influence his gut health and turn him around now that he doesn’t have to deal with terrible butt problems

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        9 months ago

        Yeah, in an ideal world, the next and last thing I would hear about trump is Obituary: Donald (tiny hands) Trump, the worst President in history passed away today after rolling over in his sleep and suffocating on his pillow. He was unable to roll back due to diet and exercise history. His family has not picked up the body due to the willing members being incarcerated.