I heard spring birds outside today and it’s 45 F with the sun shining. I want to kiss smooch that lil’ rodent.
We should have a naked mole rat to tell us how long summer will be.
Just slathered in sunblock.
What state would he be from and what’s his name? I vote for Newark Arthur
Since they have queens and hive-dynamics we should only refer to her as Her Majesty, the Queen of Newark
New summer tradition.
He’s immortal!
Hard facts, gonna get some good outside time in tomorrow when it’s in the 50s
Early spring folks
We luv 2c it
Punxutawney is a shithole and Groundhog Day there is a super-crowded cold muddy boring clusterfuck.
smdh
The Lord of Gobbler’s Knob has spoken.
This is because he’s a time goblin and his powers should be used to help us rob banks to fund the revolution
