Cruz told POLITICO that his amendment is about ensuring that political VIPs aren’t endangered as they pass through public spaces in airports.
Viral photos of politicians jetting off to a tropical hideaway during a deadly cold wave might become a lot rarer under legislation being pushed by Sen. Ted Cruz.
The Texas Republican — infamously photographed by a gawker while en route to Cancún in 2021 — is proposing a bill amendment that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.
The measure would also provide the same special treatment to federal judges and Cabinet members, as well as a limited number of their family and staff. Cruz is trying to attach the amendment to a major aviation policy bill, S. 1939, that is expected to be marked up in the Senate Commerce Committee on Thursday.
Ted, listen. Maybe if you weren’t a horrible legislator, and an even worse excuse for a human, people would not feel the need to slightly inconvenience you at the airport.
and an even worse excuse for a human…
Which he totally is and feels human shame for this.
And not collectively, for he is one being and not many!
STOP calling him TED! His BIRTHNAME is RAFAEL!
He should have to use the name he was assigned at birth!
I agree. Leave it to a shit like him to worry that his name was too ethnic sounding
Yeah Ted, work on being just a little less punchable. I think this is a you problem.
“I would like an act of law shield me from the consequences of my actions and accountability to my constituency.” -Ted Cruz probably
“I would also like this paid for by taxpayers or any other form of Socialism for us fat tax wasting leeches…”
—Rafael Cruz
“While also being a pussy that needs a security escort when I flee a disaster area I am responsible for” Ted “Tough As Texas” Cruz
His constituency is already refusing to hold him accountable, so…
When elected officials need to be segregated from the people they serve, they should be removed from their post. You are here to represent the people, not rule over us.
When hillbillies are breaking into homes and killing government reps’ familes, something is wrong.
The fact that Republicans have weaponized this particular brand of stupid is immaterial aside from the conspiracy charges.
There is a shortfall here that will create a chilling effect for potential lawmakers to stand up to y’all Qaeda .
Even worse, they’re not even domestic extremists necessarily. Republicans are endorsing Canadian extremists given the recent attack on Paul Pelosi. A Canadian terrorist was the perpetrator there.
The president is pretty segregated from us
Can you truly represent the people if you hide from them, Ted? Weren’t you elected to represent?
Does he get nervous when he’s on his way to Cancun?
Maybe he’s worried that his dad wasn’t satisfied with killing JFK and needs to kill again.
Wat
No no no, his dad killed JFK and he’s the Zodiac Killer.
Oh gosh, you are right! I find it hard to stay abreast of all his family’s murders. I’ve changed my mind on this idea, the security escorts are good for us, the potential victims.
Buy it yourself, Teddy. No socialism, remember?
Socialism for me, not for thee
Is the coward suddenly afraid of the general public? What reason might people have that they would dislike him?
Maybe he’s tired of wiping other people’s spit off his clothes and face
Hmm, what would cause people doing such vile deeds? /s
I can’t figure it out. I mean everyone down in Cancun loves him!
Yea, but he was talking about airports, which implies leaving Cancun.
Absolutely not.
If you want to act like a dipshit you need to be held accountable for your dipshittery.
Can’t risk interacting with the peasants, their poverty might be contagious. That’s how that works, right?
Yes just like the mega church pastor who has a private jet so he “doesn’t have to fly with the demons.”
Kenneth Copeland. The URL for this is a little unwieldy since it was archived with a bunch of parameters but here’s the video where he says it. Little after 2:50 if you want to skip to that part, first few minutes have some interesting weirdness too though.
There’s also this interview about the quote where he does a pretty good reenactment of the Fellowship of the Rings movie scene where Bilbo lunges at the ring around Frodo’s neck (timestamp 4:15).
Oh no no, you either decrease airport security for everyone, or you shut the fuck up.
Fine, everybody gets VIP escorts to their plane.
What if we just hung a VIP sign in front of the security and told Teddy that it has all been fixed?
You might be onto something!
I saw this rat faced fuck at IAH back in October. Not a single person was trying to interact with him and he already had a state trooper escort with a wide buffer zone around him. He had that smarmy, stupid smile on that stupid dumb face of his. It ruined my whole day.
And what’s not been mentioned yet here is that one has to be checked by TSA before being in this area. Aside from his snowflake feelies, what’s he worried bout?
People shouldn’t be afraid of their government - governments should be afraid of their people.
I would say he is
It would be totally worth the fines to dive tackle that motherfucker into a set of airport chairs.
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He scared of something happening to his punk ass.
hes scared of being jumped the next time he tries to abandon his constituents (and dog) to a frozen death.
Okay but counterpoint: I want to throw rocks at Ted Cruz in an airport
You make a compelling argument.
