• yesman@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      You can ask. Just say “officer, can l lift you up and show you the stars”?

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      11 months ago

      You bet your ass that pig gonna be kicking and screaming.

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        11 months ago

        Well, probably depends how much it’s used to humans and specifically you (and assuming neither have been horribly mistreating it).

        But yeah, randomly getting lifted into the air probably isn’t high on the list of favorite activities for any living being…