• @InputZero
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          Still wouldn’t fix it. USB exist in a superposition of states. The only way to get a quantum superposition system like a USB drive to collapse it by entangling it with another quantum superposition, like the USB port on your motherboard. Skipping over a lot of math, the way to do this for USB is to first test all possible sets of superposition states. Which fortunately for us is only two states; the homo-analogues and hetro-analogues states. This entangles the two systems then upon a third attempt it will be in the hetro-analogues state and collapse. The reason for this is the source code for USB was developed in the bowels of hell.

      • @HRDS_654@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, but the cables still have major standardization issues. It’s almost impossible to reliably tell if a cable can be used for power and data or just power, leading to people either thinking a cable is broken or over-spending.

        • milkytoast
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          that’s why I’ve only got really nice cables that can be used for anything at high speeds

  • IndiBrony
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    USB’s are made from pure electrons. They need to rotate 720 degrees before they make a full turn.

  • @LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works
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    If you put the empty side towards the top of the machine, that works first try 95% of the time. For desktops, the top of the machine is motherboard side up.

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    I just look at the port and the USB connector and see which side the plastic bit inside is blocking and which side is open, can get them right every time if you take 2 seconds to look at them

    • @MrFunnyMoustache
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      Unless you’re plugging it in a dark place in the back of a PC and you forgot to bring your phone… So you just try and see which orientation is correct.

      • AnyOldName3
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        If things are done according to the spec, the logo’s engraved/embossed on one side and not the other, so you can learn to feel that and get it right first time even in the dark.

  • Melody Fwygon
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    There’s always been an invisible 4th dimensional peg that’s not talked about in most USB-A connectors, and you are required to flip your plug around so many times to get it in to the correct position.

    Some of us have that inherent knack to sense the 4th dimensional peg without perceiving it…and thus we do not have this struggle. Meanwhile others completely lack intuition of the aforementioned 4th dimension and struggle endlessly with that peg.

    </humor>

  • @inmatarian@lemmy.world
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    The USB logo is supposed to face up relative to the way the port is mounted on the motherboard. USB’s port isn’t flush with the case, so the flip and flip again action can be skipped if you wiggle the plug up and down and left and right to actually enter the port and not just be stuck in between the case and the outside of the port.

    • ares35
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      i’ve got various dells here with them (the front ports) vertically oriented… some go one way, some go the other.

      • AnyOldName3
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        Sounds like you’ve got some Dells with USB ports, and some Dells with off-spec not-USB ports.

  • @BlanK0
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    Me every time 😂