Getting blown up by an AI drone because I only have five fingers

SKYNET but instead of nuclear winter it just plagiarizes the New York Times

Don’t be evil.

Here’s some seed money.

Be evil.

I hate these people so, so much

We threatened to strike if Sam Altman wasn’t reinstated as CEO because we thought it was whats right

So now is a good time to strike too, right?

Right?

silver lining: AI is terrible at everything it does

Boy, that escalated quickly. Never underestimate the acceleration of e/acc chuds.

In other news, OpenAI’s largest investor Microsoft is now the most valuable company in the world

ChatGPT please create for me a military plan to deal with Houthis blockading the Red Sea. The plan has to be realistic and good enough to prevent me from being fired.

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I’m gonna create a super soldier comprised of misinformation, stolen art, and too many fingers

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